Personal Statement
Once upon a time, I wrote an essay that was almost 2000 words long. Guess what? It’s scarred me for life and I cannot write a sufficient personal statement that is two pages or less. Please help me change this. I’m pretty awesome. I mean, I got a 3,000 on the ACT, c’mon!!!!!!! You have to accept me! Did I mention I can make good tomato bread? C’mon !!!!!
Anyways, I am pretty cool. I used my birthday money to buy ACT prep classes, took the test in a room with some toads and Dan, got a 30, bragged far too much, and realized that the ACT is all I have going for me! That was a terrible run-on, I’m truly sorry. NOT. Just kidding. But seriously! Accept me! I don’t drink or party! I just cook and complain and sleep. Did I mention I can make good tomato bread.C’mon!!!
I want to be an English teacher. If you accept me, I can be an awesome teacher, pinky swear. I love reading…I mean, I was able to read at age three! C’mon!!! I also write well. That 2000 word hell essay won me the DAR essay competition in 8th grade. Did I mention I can make good tomato bread? C’mon!!!
My personal statement for college.
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If i ever go over to your house to watch the notebook and party while u sleep in your coma over alice and wonderland, i must insist upon you making tomato bread for me. YOU CAN BE IN MY COLLEGE!!!!! :) (its the college for sexy people btw)