Dear Diary,
I met a very attractive guy today on the street as I walked to get pickled pigs feet for my pet canary. Subsequently, my breasts swelled to an abnormally large size. I think I shall go home, eat a can of lima beans, and sing "She Wolf Karaoke Version". This, I believe, will show to be the remedy to my malady.
Will write more when breast size shrinks.
Love, Sarah Horn
1 comments:
I LOVE YOU SARAH HORN I AM YOUR STALKER I AM WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO...and im not far behind you either lindsay...muuuhhhaahahaha